You wake up and take that first deep breath, which turns slowly into a yawn and finally into a long exhale...
...directly into your bed-mate's face.
And as your eyes open, they're met with the death-stare you've recognized in the past.
Yup - this morning, you have dragon breath.
But wait, didn't you brush your teeth last night...
And flossed...
And scraped your tongue with that tongue scraper your sweetheart got you because "they love you"...
Plus you used that mouth wash in all the commercials that tasted absolutely horrible?
Why is your morning 'dragon breath' still a there at all?
Maybe it's not your problem and it's one of those things your dentist keeps warning you about, like:
- Gingivitis
- Periodontitis
- or Cavities.
That's why you need to brush 2-3 times a day, why you need to floss...
...As you play with all of this in your mind, your bed-mate throws the pillow between you, moves away and that's your morning welcoming committee.
Congratulations, you failed at the START of the day...
Why?
After changing your entire routine constantly...
...updating your mouthwash, adding breath mints & dental picks...
Using the new toothepaste your spouse got, some activated charcoal or essential oil thing...
But it's still there.
So how is this your fault?